"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.
Charles Bukowski (via ponceau)
Am I a terrible person for thinking this quote is really, really dumb?
Like, if I’m sitting in a bathtub, I’m there because I choose to be. I didn’t choose for water to start falling out of the sky, you idiot.
Bath water is also usually pleasantly warm, unlike most rain. And if you’re taking a bath, you’re generally not wearing clothes that you’d prefer to not get wet. So.
Shut up Bukowski. You don’t even go here.
i don’t know if you’re aware, but the entirety of Andrei Tarkovsky’s master piece The Mirror is available in 1080p on YouTube, so if you haven’t watched it yet you have absolutely no excuse